Year 2, Day 205

Movie #286~1,002: 1941 (1979)

This isn’t the state of California. This is the state of insanity!

Plot: Hysterical Californians prepare for a Japanese invasion in the days after Pearl Harbor.

Review: Directed by Steven Spielberg and starring some of Hollywood’s most talented comedians, one would think 1941 would be a slam dunk. And while I found it entertaining and fun, I can see why it would also be seen as divisive and why many people call this Spielberg’s worst picture.

However, I found the over-the-top antics (starting with the opening scene that parodies Jaws) amusing. Even if you don’t particularly enjoy this movie, you definitely can’t say you were bored by it. There are enough famous faces (basically the entire cast of Animal House in addition to John Candy and Dan Akroyd) and silly slapstick moments to keep the interest of the audience. I think it is a wonderful (and unique) mixture of low-brow Animal House-esque humor and World War II era action, with a cheesy love story thrown in for good measure.

If you decide to give this one a try, stick with it until the climatic epic fight scene at the end. 1941 is a great mindless comedy that may not showcase all of the talents involved to the best of their potential but definitely delivers the laughs and enjoyment. Also, who doesn’t love a tough army guy crying and singing along to the Disney classic Dumbo?

Rating: B

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Year 2, Day 204

Movie #285~1,001: 388 Arletta Avenue

I think you’re playing some kind of game with me. But I’m done. I’m not playing anymore.

Plot: A young couple find themselves in an unnerving situation with a mysterious stalker.

Review: This is yet another ‘found footage/hidden camera’ thriller and while there is a genuine feeling of tension and discomfort, 388 Arletta Avenue really doesn’t bring anything new to the genre and doesn’t have the satisfying conclusion that I was hoping for. And because of the restrictive nature of the story (having to explain how cameras can catch all the action), it gets kind of stale pretty quickly. Despite Nick Stahl’s impressive acting (and he deserves a lot of credit for carrying the bulk of the movie’s weight), I found myself getting bored as we watched him at his work computer or feeding his cat for the umpteenth time.

I also had an issue with the fact that the whole premise remains a mystery throughout the entire running time. All the audience sees is Stahl’s reactions to the cruel taunts of an unseen stalker. This works for about forty five minutes or so but at the halfway point, I became anxious for some clues or hints as to who this guy was and why he was mentally torturing this guy. And when there is the “big reveal” at the end (which I put in quotes purposely), I didn’t even really care because it came out of nowhere and really comes off as the easy, cheap way to end what could have been an intriguing, thrilling movie.

This isn’t a great movie but it isn’t the worst either. The unique camera angles give the audience the stalker’s perspective and I was genuinely creeped out for a vast majority of the film (I may or may not have checked my alarm clock to make sure some crazed weirdo hasn’t put a hidden camera there). Unfortunately, the filmmakers got lazy about halfway through the movie and aren’t able to keep up the interesting and eerie atmosphere through the end.

Rating: C+

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Year 2, Day 203

Movie #284~1,000: 99 River Street (1953)

There are worse things than murder. You can kill someone an inch at a time.

Plot: A former boxer turned cab driver has to hide from the police when his wife is murdered by the jewel thief she was having an affair with.

Review: If I had realized this was my 1,000th review, I would have picked a movie that had some meaning or importance to me but 99 River Street is a great film noir and I’m glad that my movie reviewing journey has brought such little-known and underrated gems to my attention. I’m not as well versed in film noirs as I would like to be but it is movies like this one that piques my interest in the genre.

The story itself is kind of ridiculous and unbelievable outside of Hollywood but I love how it all played out on screen. There are wonderful twists that keep the plot moving along at a nice pace without getting confusing or overwhelming. There is also a wonderful dark ambiance, complete with all the film noir staples - the sexy femme fatale, the down on his luck hero, the nice girl turned sidekick, questionable city locales, dark shadows, jewel heist, and double crosses, only to name a few.

99 River Street is a fabulous pulp story and really allows the audience to get lost in the 1950s noir settings. It is gritty and entertaining and a satisfying film that has near perfect acting and story telling. They really don’t make ‘em like this anymore.

Rating: A-

Posted 2 days ago

Year 2, Day 202

Movie #283~999: 52 Pick-Up (1986)

There’s something about your face that makes me want to slap the shit out of it.

Plot: A secret fling between a man and his mistress leads to blackmail and murder.

Review: Aside from being delightfully 80s with the cheesy background music and dated technology (love that camcorder), 52 Pick-Up is a pretty decent thriller. Roy Scheider is a business man who is cheating on his wife (shocker, I know). Unfortunately for him, his mistress is not the most trustworthy and he finds himself at the wrong end of a blackmail scheme by three guys who at first glance seem menacing and clever. However, Scheider is able to get them all to turn on each other in rather clever ways and the various twists and turns of the story result in a satisfying (if somewhat predictable) ending.

The film is driven by the evolutions each of the characters go through. Scheider transforms from meek victim to strong hero. Ann-Margaret plays his wife, a woman intent on running for political office but who gets swept up in a blackmail plot involving her husband’s mistress (played surprisingly well by Kelly Preston). And the three guys blackmailing Scheider go from being tough and in charge to bickering cowards by the end of the film. The characterizations are believable and made the movie a lot more interesting.

52 Pick-Up is not going to referenced as the best thriller or neo-noir of the 80s but it is entertaining and fun enough. It is trashy with a backdrop full of strippers, nudity, and violence but it is so cheesy that it doesn’t feel gritty or cheap. It is a satisfying film that is sure to end up on a lot of guilty pleasure lists - it is certainly on mine now.

Rating: B

Posted 3 days ago

Year 2, Day 201

Movie #282~998: Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me (2013)

I’ve got a certain amount of fame. I’ve got money. I wish I could fucking drive. Then I’d really be a menace.

Plot: The uncompromising Tony and Emmy Award-winner is showcased both on and off stage via rare archival footage and intimate cinema vérité.

Review: In honor of her recent passing, I decided to check out Elaine Stritch in all her glory in her recent documentary that chronicles both her several stage and screen accomplishments as well as the more serious aspects of growing older gracefully. The last third of the movie really takes on a different meaning now that she has passed; the scenes in which she talks about what kind of picture she wants to leave for the world is poignant, depressing, and uplifting all at the same time.

The film follows Stritch as she prepares for a new stage show, Elaine Stritch Singin’ Sondheim One Song at a Time, and the various health obstacles she must overcome to deliver her unique talent to the world. We also get a look back on her expansive career, both on Broadway, in films, and of course, a backstage look at her role as Jack’s mother on 30 Rock. Additionally, the cameras follow her around her daily life in New York as she struts in the streets, wearing her trademark black tights and fur coat, accepting the praise of fans as she goes on her merry way.

Some people may be turned off by her sardonic wit and somewhat demanding attitude but I think she has earned the right to speak her mind. As a conversation with John Turturro reveals, Stritch knows who she is and doesn’t make any attempt to hide it. She curses and complains and comes off as the cool grandma we all wish we had. When it comes down to it, she is a comedic genius who has lived a lifetime perfecting her craft and she knows what works and what doesn’t.

Shoot Me has a wonderful combination of laughs and drama and everything comes off naturally and organically. From Stritch reminiscing about her two dates with John F. Kennedy to how she dealt with her husband’s death from cancer, she holds little back, even when it comes to her health issues with diabetes and alcoholism. This is a fabulous documentary that serves as a fabulous introduction to a fabulous woman. I am interested in checking out more of her work now that I know her background and I now see how big of an impact she had on both Hollywood and Broadway.

Rating: A-

Posted 4 days ago

Year 2, Day 200

Movie #281~997: Tammy (2014)

Muscle shirts are for muscles.

Plot: After losing her job and learning that her husband has been unfaithful, a woman hits the road with her profane, hard-drinking grandmother.

Review: I think it’s safe to say that if Melissa McCarthy ever loses weight, her career will tank because if you had a reasonably slim actresses playing the role of Tammy it would not have been as funny or enjoyable. It was McCarthy’s size that made Tammy’s antics work (although at this point in her career I wish she would stop going for the easy physical slapstick and be more like John Candy instead of Chris Farley).

Tammy isn’t unwatchable but it’s not nearly as funny as I was expecting or hoping it to be. Additionally, most of the genuinely hilarious scenes (the restaurant robbery, most notably) are spoiled by the trailers and commercials. Not to mention, McCarthy seems to simply be reprising her previous disheveled, awkward characters from Bridesmaids, Identity Theft, and The Heat. I find her to be a great comedian but I think she’s wasting her talents with these unchallenging roles. Susan Sarandon is well utilized as Tammy’s grandmother, serving as both a warning and inspiration to her aimless granddaughter but both she and McCarthy would have been better served with a less silly take on the traditional ‘road trip with crazy people’ plotline.

There are the requisite road trip tropes and lessons learned but for the most part this was an entertaining summer fluff. It is ridiculous and silly with enough impressive cameos, ranging from Allison Janney and Dan Akroyd as Tammy’s parents to Kathy Bates and Sandra Oh as lesbians who throw a hell of a Fourth of July party, to keep things interesting. Don’t expect the next great comedy with this one but fans of McCarthy’s previous works will find Tammy familiar enough.

Rating: B

Posted 5 days ago

Year 2, Day 199

Movie #280~996: The Brass Teapot (2013)

There is nothing evil about wanting more.

Plot: When a couple discovers that a brass teapot makes them money whenever they hurt themselves, they must come to terms with how far they are willing to go.

Review: This was a very entertaining movie with the perfect combination of light hearted humor and realistic drama. Based on a short story of the same name, The Brass Teapot is a wonderful modern fable with the added bonus of black comedy and a satire about our rocky economic times.

What really makes this movie work is the likability of the main characters. Juno Temple and Michael Angarano are Alice and John, a married couple who are down on their luck financially. They aren’t perfect people (and sometimes border on the annoying side) but they are believable and it is easy to imagine yourself in their position. We see them change from a loving, goofy couple to people who are blinded by money and power, doing things they would have never imagined doing before.

Some people may find the plot a little too nonsensical but I found the story of a magic teapot that dispenses cash in relation to the pain experienced in its vicinity to be interesting. There are numerous opportunities for humor (a quick spanking S&M session and numerous kicks to the groin of course) but things really get compelling when they realize that the teapot also delivers when there is psychological pain. You can see the big lesson learned coming a mile away but it still hits the sport and makes its point. The Brass Teapot is an entertaining movie that is fun and unique and really has the ability to make you think of how you would react in a similar situation.

Rating: B+

Posted 6 days ago

Year 2, Day 198

Movie #279~995: The Look of Love (2013)

A normal life is for normal people.

Plot: The life of Paul Raymond, the controversial entrepreneur who became Britain’s richest man.

Review: I knew nothing about Paul Raymond or his life and accomplishments so I went into this film blind. I always enjoy a good biopic, especially when it comes to people that are as interesting as Raymond and The Look of Love didn’t disappoint, although I think it suffers from a lack of direction at times.

Paul Raymond was a British businessman who expanded his entrepreneurship from the relatively demure strip shows to full blown pornographic magazines, along with other (more family friendly) business ventures. He lived an extravagant lifestyle, complete with drugs, alcohol, and women, who he routinely traded in for younger models. The one woman who remained a constant in his life with his daughter, Debbie, who, after given starring roles in her father’s theater productions and more and more control of his businesses, lost herself in the world of drugs and celebrity.

Now, this is a movie about a man who made most of his fortune from shows where women dance around naked and magazines where they lay around naked so there are quite a number of nude scenes. But because there are so many, it isn’t nearly as distracting as I would have thought it would be and really serves more as a background to the interesting lives playing out on screen.

I mentioned earlier that the film could have used tighter direction and maybe it was because of my ignorance of both Paul Raymond himself and the various British actors in this film (aside from Steve Coogen and Anna Friel) but I got confused a few times as the story jumped from the present to the past and his various ‘girlfriends’ kind of blended together for me. But it is always  interesting watching a movie that covers several decades of one person’s life and I liked the little touches of making part of the film look like a documentary. Also, the setting of England in the sixties and seventies was fantastic - from the music to the costumes to the decor, the authenticity was there.

The Look of Love has the ability to appeal to a wide range of audiences - people that enjoy true stories about interesting people will find Raymond’s rise to success intriguing, people who are interested in family relationships will love watching the dysfunction of the Raymond family (especially between Paul and his daughter), and people who just want to see some breasts will be satisfied.

Rating: B

Posted 1 week ago

Year 2, Day 197

Movie #278~994: Oculus (2014)

I’ve met my demons and they are many. I’ve seen the devil and he is me.

Plot: A woman tries to exonerate her brother, who was convicted of murder, by proving that the crime was committed by a supernatural phenomenon.

Review: This movie wasn’t exactly how I was expecting it to be but that wasn’t necessarily a negative thing. I have to admit, my expectations for another ‘haunted mirror’ horror flick were pretty low but Oculus was a well paced, interesting movie that didn’t rely completely on cliches and stereotypes. Instead, the supernatural antagonist portrayed is creepily sadistic, playing cruel mind games on its victims before their inevitable deaths.

So, there’s this mirror and whoever hangs it up in their house soon goes crazy and kills their family and/or themselves. And when the Russell family hangs it in the father’s office, they realize they are not immune to its powers. After affecting both parents (and subsequently killing them in suspicious manners), the ten year old son is sent away to a mental hospital until his twenty-first birthday, at which time his sister decides that it is the perfect time to find this mirror and destroy the entity within it - the entity that is really responsible for the deaths of their parents. Now, I probably would have given my brother more than ten minutes of freedom before pulling him back to the most terrifying and scarring time in his life but I get it - it’s only a ninety minute film, they have to keep things moving along.

And the story really did move along at a good pace, with flashbacks between the past and the present allowing the audience to get a real feel for the terror inflicted on these young kids and how they are dealing with it today. It never gets confusing, even when the present day siblings run into the younger versions of themselves. The editing, lighting, and music all work together to really create a disturbing atmosphere while also keeping the audience involved and interested in the plot.

Honestly, I was able to predict the ending within the first half hour but that didn’t really affect how much I enjoyed the rest of the film. This is really two horror stories in one and even though it could be described as a psychological, cerebral thriller, it is certainly gory and cringe-worthy enough to earn its R rating. I had reservations about this one because it seemed to come and go from the theaters pretty quickly but I would recommend it to any horror fans looking for something new.

Rating: B+

Posted 1 week ago

Year 2, Day 196

Movie #277~993: Deep in the Darkness (2014)

It’s not folklore, it’s legend. ~ What’s the difference? ~ Legends never go away.

Plot: A doctor thought leaving the chaotic lifestyle of New York City behind for the quiet, small town of Ashborough, New Hampshire would bring his family closer together. Soon after arriving, however, he discovers the small town’s deepest secret.

Review: This movie falls into that undesirable gray area of being watchable but not enjoyable enough to recommend it to others. Despite it being a well done, well acted film, it is entirely formulaic and predictable. A big city doctor and his family move to a small New England town, where the locals are suspicious of outsiders and have their own secrets to hide. Then in the second half, the audience (along with the good doctor) find out what the big town secret is and we get to watch the protagonist fight to survive and save his family. Want to guess if he is successful or not?

Despite the predictability of the story, Deep in the Darkness has a surprisingly good pace. The beginning unravels slowly and quietly but once the action starts, it never stops. And there are decent jump scares and an overall creepy atmosphere that makes for a decent horror flick. However, there is nothing new or fresh about this story or how it was told. It isn’t horrible but it isn’t great and while I don’t feel like I wasted my time watching it, I don’t think I would recommend this one to many people.

Rating: C+

Posted 1 week ago